Re: virus warnung

[edlef _at__ stabenau.heide.de (Edlef Stabenau)]

Hallo,

Gerold Rosenberg am 01.04.98 um 11:10 zum Thema *"virus warnung"*:

>auch wenn ich fuer humorlos gehalten werde.... geben sie heute und in den
>naechsten tagen nicht jede virus warnung weiter (auch die immer wieder-

auch mich ereichte kuerzlich eine Warnung vor einem extrem fiesem 
Virus... also Obacht!

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 Virus alert!!

 If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
 immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail
 virus yet.

 It will completely re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
 scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.

 It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, reprograms
 your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
 subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

 It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your
 icecream melts and your milk curdles. It will give your
 ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.

 This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all
 your soda  and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
 expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for
 work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static
 while stuck in traffic.

 When executed "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus
 midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
 Rogaine.

 "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm disease and brown patch.
 If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows 95 environment it
 will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in
 dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
 forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also
 refill your skim milk with whole milk.

 It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
 It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

 Be afraid.

 Be very, very afraid.

Lee O. Silverman, Computer Consultant III
West Virginia University 
tel: (304)293-3106 x1304    
fax: (304)293-6841
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Schoenen Gruss

Edlef
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